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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
Most games are lost, not won.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
Never make predictions, especially about the future.
If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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