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1 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
2 Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
3 Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
4 Yo momma’s so fat and old that when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.
5 Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
6 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
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7 Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
8 Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
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9 Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
10 Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
11 Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
12 Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.
13 Yo momma’s so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
14 Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
16 Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her a** and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”
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