15 Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

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1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you.

2. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to knock.

3. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Tunis! Tunis who? Tunis company, three’s a crowd.

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 10 minutes.

6. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter I get my hands on you.

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7. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita tissue. Ah-choo! Too late!

8. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked – that’s why I knocked.

9. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jesus. Jesus who? How many do you know?

10. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

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11. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

12. Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

13. Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows say. Cows say who? No silly, cows say moo.

15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

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The guy who created Knock Knock Jokes deserves a “No Bell” prize.

 

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