America and Eurasia Will Unite Into 1 Continent “Amasia”

Amasia, New Continent That Will Form

We may all soon live on one continent. That’s if 50-200 million years is soon.

Perhaps the people who say that “only historians and idiots repeat each other” are wrong. Turns out that, after all, history does repeat itself, as BBC News has recently reported that “America and Eurasia will crash into each other over the north pole in 50-200 million years time. They also predict that Africa and Australia will join the new ‘supercontinent’ too.”

Penguins Saying "You Came to the Wrong Continent!"

Sell all your airline stock. 50-200 millions years are coming on fast. No kidding here. Google will soon come up with a life extension. Though “its goal is to extend human life by 20 to 100 years”, you could extend it even further, in the next few million years, when penguins will have conquered all the world.

My fascination with Google and its life extension program aside, the prediction about this “supercontinent” was made by folks at Yale University. So you have to take it with a grain of salt: they have educated the dumbest president ever.

However, the given prediction seems plausible considering the other scientists’ reactions to it. They just said: “Well, dude, this is Yale. They must be right or we’ll be damned.”

So don’t forget to sell all of your airline stock, or your great-great-great….grandchildren may end up going bankrupt, if you haven’t already donated their inheritance to some Vegas casino.

Let us know what you think about this. Leave a funny comment or die making it funny.

via BBC News – America and Eurasia ‘to meet at north pole’.

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