The real reason behind Internet.org? Mark Zuckerberg, being a nice person, wants to outsource his software needs to Africa. He would train people there to be software engineers. Then pay them 1 dollar an hour, far more than anyone else would pay them in Africa. That’s why I say that we should nominate Mark for world’s best philanthropist, in the category of sneaky outsourcing bastards.
2. Finding an African bride for his second marriage
Mark Zuckerberg wants to get himself an African bride. “It doesn’t make any sense!” – you may be objecting. Well, this is not just a figment of our imagination, but a piece of information from authoritative source. So apparently African brides must be hard to find in USA. Maybe that’s why he married an Asian woman, though we personally love all women equally.
3. He got bored
Evil megalomaniacs get bored just like you and me. That’s what one of my friends told me. You can trust him: he thinks he is Napoleon Bonaparte. So he probably got the same problem as Mark.
4. He got nothing better to do
That’s pretty self-explanatory. He already got everything a person can possibly get. So why not try something new? Especially when everyone else is already investing in Africa.
Positive Side? Wikipedia. Now the people in Africa who don’t have food or water would be able to read Wikipedia. That’s one thing they really need. Reading it would definitely bring them water and food. Seriously, it even has an entry on magic, so that the people in Africa can just invoke magical incantations and their problems would magically disappear. Somehow it did not work out for everyone else who read it.
Roman Marshanski is the founder of Humoropedia.com and former Hollywood actor. You can Google his name to see the list of his movies (or you can click on his name above this box to visit his personal website). He wrote thousands of pages of fiction. Some of that fictional writing is screenplays and a lot of it is comedic writing. So he completed two feature film screenplays and many shorter literary works, some of which are comedy. He did most of that writing during his film career as a Hollywood actor. He was the lead actor in Rebecca Cremona's Magdalena. Rebecca Cremona was Steven Spielberg's protege on Munich. So he has a deep understanding of the creative process and can be considered an authority on all things related to humor. Indeed, his screenplays contain a lot of humor. That's where his love for jokes started. Eventually, this love of jokes led Roman to the creation of Humoropedia.com, the wonderful home of funny jokes and witty puns. He thinks humor is something very good. If you also think so, please follow him on X now because he has a sense of humor.
