You wanna get Capone? Here’s how you get him. He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way. And that’s how you get Capone!”
I am not a politician and I have no intention of being one.
I’ve never kept a record of anything.
I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.
There’s always a new challenge to keep you motivated.
I like women. I don’t understand them, but I like them.
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.
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I have always hated that damn James Bond. I’d like to kill him.
There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.
I just think the most difficult thing to displace is privilege.
To cultivate an English accent is already a departure away from what you are.
Your background and environment is with you for life. No question about that.
It would almost need a Mafia-like offer I couldn’t refuse to do another movie.
Perhaps I’m not a good actor, but I would be even worse at doing anything else.
I still pay full tax when I work in England and the same when I work in America.
Scotland should be nothing less than equal with all the other nations of the world.
If America had been discovered as many times as I have, no one would remember Columbus.
There’s one major difference between James Bond and me. He is able to sort out problems!
Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
Only 4 percent of all the companies owned in Scotland have their head offices in Scotland.
If anything could have pulled me out of retirement, it would have been an Indiana Jones film.
I don’t think I’ll ever act again. I have so many wonderful memories, but those days are over.
I unfortunately don’t speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker.
Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.
The knighthood I received was a fantastic honour but it’s not something I’ve ever used and I don’t think I ever will.
I don’t understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.
There are women who take it to the wire. That’s what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.
I’m swimming every day and I’m even trying to get the golf swing working again – but that might take a little bit longer.
I haven’t found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.
I’m fed up with the idiots… the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.
I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don’t recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.
You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I’d rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.
I have no shortage of material or offers, it’s just a case of what you select to do. But I think it’s realistic that my chances of playing Romeo are now over.
I care about Bond and what happens to him. You cannot be connected with a character for this long and not have an interest. All the Bond films had their good points.
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn’t speak English and I couldn’t speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations – that’s why we got married really quickly.
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