Save your ice cream for tomorrow. Laugh at these ice cream puns instead. I promise you won’t gain weight because these ice cream jokes have zero calories. They’re the only zero calories frozen dessert that you can consume without worrying about gaining weight. You can consume them and be as skinny (or almost as skinny) as the bikini model below.
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Why did the American prepare peach gelato? To demonstrate his right to freeze peach.
Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine. She’s a sore bae now.
One guy tried to open a gelato shop. After he found the location for his shop, he couldn’t find good employees and realized that all of the good employees were already working at other gelato shops. So he ended up hiring a bunch of people who didn’t care much about his shop. Then, a day before the opening of the shop, his supplier informed him of a long delay. On top of all that, some unknowns stole his store decorations. When the gelato shop owner told this story to his friend, the man replied: “You have a big gelato of problems.”
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5 Summer Ice Cream Puns
Have you heard of the new summer ice cream called “The Sweaty Man”? It’s liquid and disgusting just like the sweaty man. But it costs more than any other ice cream. Some rich people buy it as a status symbol.
What’s in the ice cream? The glimpse of summer or the glimpse of winter? The glimpse of nuclear ice.
Do you do anything in the summer to lose weight? You don’t lose weight in summer. You gain weight because you eat too much ice cream and complain. Happy complaining to you.
What does the summer look like from the ice cream’s point of view? Too many people opening their mouths, inconsiderate enough to eat you.
What did ice cream say to the penguin? Carry me away into Antarctica before the summer killed me.
11 Best Ice Cream Jokes
What happened when rockers couldn’t get their favorite dessert? Rage against the broken ice cream machine.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop?
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes? They always get licked.
What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Who? Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water.
What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card? You make me melt.
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Livin the cream.
You make me melt.
Anything is popsicle
Halo from the other side.
Snap, crackle, pop-sicle.
Be part of the cream team.
Just another manic sundae.
You and I were mint to be.
Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
Just a little sprinkle today.
You’re the cream of the crop.
Get here as soon as popsicle.
I love you un-cone-ditionally.
I like ice cream cherry much.
Hope your birthday is gelato fun.
It’s cool spending time with you.
Things are about to pop-sicle off
I’m just a big softie for ice cream.
Sundae is my favorite day of the week
My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.
I can see your halo! — Beyonce, “Halo”
I’m gonna party like it’s sherbet day.
Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do.
This is going to take up gelato my time.
How cold? Ice cold! — Outkast, “Hey Ya!”
It’s never a rocky road when I’m with ice cream.
Chillin’ like a villain, from the flo to the ceilin’.
Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles
“Some people are worth melting for” – Disney, “Frozen”
No need to have Breyer’s remorse after buying ice cream.
A day without ice cream is practically un-cone-stitutional.
Who needs ‘Game of Thrones’ when you could have Game of Cones?
I would buy all the ice cream in the world if I won the gelato-ry (lottery).
5 Best One Liners And Puns About Ice Cream From Reddit
These are the best puns on this topic from Reddit. You’ll sure like them.
In 1973, my dad left to get ice cream and never came back. Mom says he’s probably just lost because he hates stopping to ask for directions.
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet but then my browser froze.
I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.
How do astronauts eat their ice creams? In floats.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
5 Sundae Puns
Where do you learn to make banana splits? Sundae school.
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen because I refused to work on sundaes.
Do you want to get a sundae? No, thanks, it’s only Thursday.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought “the streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
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Penguin Ice Cream Joke
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic. The mechanic says he’ll fix it in about one hour. The penguin leaves the mechanic and gets some ice cream. But because he has clumsy flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak. When the mechanic sees the penguin, the mechanic says: “Well, it looks like you blew a seal.” The penguin says: “No, that’s just a bit of ice cream.”
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