Category: The Funniest Quotes Of All Time

Laugh at the funniest quotes of all time. Some of them are funny movie quotes, others are funny quotes about love and life, yet others explore the meaning of relationships and other topics, such as friendship and Christmas. And if you’re a fan of The Beatles, you’ll be pleasantly surprised. There’s a collection of their best humorous quotes. So I’m sure you’ll find my collection of quotes both entertaining and funny, or it’s not Humoropedia.com.

This page is divided into two parts. In the first part, you can read the editor’s favorite quotes. In the second part, you’re gonna find the links to the funniest quotes categorized by their sources. I hope you’re gonna like both of these parts. Please share this page if you like it because your social media friends would thank you. By the way, here’s one funny quote pic you can share to Pinterest right now.

7 Funniest Quotes Of All Time

1) “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
2) “See, women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.” City Slickers (1991)

3) “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” Richard Jeni
4) “Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.” Anonymous
5) “My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.” Rodney Dangerfield
6) “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” Chelsea Peretti
7) “Journalist: What is the reason you are the most popular singing group today?
All four: Don’t know. No idea.
John Lennon: If we knew, we’d get together four boys with long hair and be managers.”
Well, you probably realized that this dialogue exchange happened between the journalist and The Beatles at the height of their fame. Either way, please do share the funniest quotes of all time you’ve just read. That would be cool.