60 Best Tinder Pick Up Lines And Icebreakers You Need To Know
Check out 60 best Tinder pick up lines and icebreakers. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. So you will definitely enjoy these funny Tinder pick up lines that work. Just don’t use these Tinder jokes on any fat chicks when you get drunk because you will be embarrassed in the morning when you find yourself in the bed.
1 I might not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you!
2 You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
3 If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
4 You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.
5 If you were my homework I’d do you all over my desk.
6 Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
7 Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
8 I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?
9 A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
10 You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
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Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
11 Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
12 Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb.
13 Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
14 If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.
15 Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is…
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16 There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
17 I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
18 I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
19 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
20 Your name is… [HER NAME]? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
21 Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
22 Looks like you dropped something, my jaw!
23 I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
24 If you where a sheep I would clone you.
25 My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look. (Minecraft)
Best Tinder Icebreakers
26 Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
27 You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
28 See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
29 The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
30 Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
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31 I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
32 Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
33 I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
34 What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
35 Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
36 Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
37 You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
38 If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
39 If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
40 When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
41 Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
42 What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
43 Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
44 You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
45 You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Really Funny Tinder Jokes
46 Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
47 Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.
48 I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.
49 Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
50 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
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51 Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
52 I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I’ll quickly look away And act like nothing happened.
53 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
54 You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
55 Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.
56 Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
57 Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
58 You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
59 Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
60 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
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