44 Ralph Wiggum Quotes That Will Make You LOL

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1
I’m Idaho!

2
I dress myself.

3
I’m a furniture!

4
I bent my wookie.

5
I wet my arm pants.

6
My face is on fire.

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8
My knob tastes funny.

9
I ate all my caps…ow!

10
I’m bembarassed for you.

11
Look, Daddy, a whale egg!

12
My cat’s name is Mittens.

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13
It tastes like … burning.

14
Wheeee… ow I bit my tongue.

15
I ate too much plastic candy.

16
He’s gonna smell like hot dogs.

17
Your hair is tall…and pretty!

18
Was President Lincoln okay?

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19
I found a moon rock in my nose!

20
Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

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21
Look Big Daddy, it’s Regular Daddy.

22
Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

23
My parents won’t let me use scissors.

24
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

25
Lisa’s bad dancing makes my feet sad.

26
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks.

27
All my friends have birthdays this year!

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28
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

29
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

29
I’m wearing a bathrobe, and I’m not even sick.

30
When I grow up I’m going to Bovine University.

31
Daddy, I’m scared. Too scared to wet my pants.

32
Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office.

33
Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers.

34
When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar.

35
This is my sandbox, I’m not allowed to go in the deep end.

36
And I want a bike and a monkey and a friend for the monkey.

37
That’s where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

38
You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.

39
If mommy’s purse didn’t belong in the microwave, why did it fit?

40
Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box!

41
Bushes are nice ’cause they don’t have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!

42
The doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that’s why it was the best summer ever.

43
And when the doctor said I didn’t have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

44
Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren’t around and I’m not allowed to turn on the stove.

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