Impeachment Definition: The Formal Art of Throwing Someone Out Without Opening a Window
Impeachment is a political ceremony where leaders are accused of bad behavior in the most polite way possible.
It’s like saying, “We’re not mad, just disappointed… and also removing you from power with a legal crowbar.”
The process begins with a solemn investigation, during which everyone pretends to be objective while glaring at each other.
Then come the charges, which are read aloud in a tone that suggests someone forgot to pay for the guacamole at a very important dinner.
Finally, there is a dramatic vote, followed by speeches about “protecting democracy” from a person who is, coincidentally, still in the room.
In rare cases, the person is actually removed — in most cases, they simply become a very expensive tourist attraction for late-night comedians.
Warning: attempting impeachment at home is not advised, unless you enjoy being voted out of your own living room.
