Umbrella Sips Coffee, Shoes Argue With Thunder

The scene opens at dawn. An umbrella sits at a café table, trembling while sipping a cappuccino through twenty straws. Each drip stains its fabric, which insists it is still waterproof, though nobody believes it.

Across the street, a pair of muddy shoes stand on a rooftop, screaming at the sky. They demand an apology from thunder for excessive volume. Thunder replies with louder booming. The shoes counter by stamping in protest, shaking bricks loose.

The umbrella tries to mediate but spills coffee all over the clouds. Suddenly, lightning stops mid-flash to reconsider its career. Then—snap!—the umbrella folds itself in shame while the shoes declare victory, though thunder never agreed to lose.

Please Like Us On Facebook Or Follow Us On Pinterest Now