Model’s Silicon Breasts Poison An Animal
Do you like women with big breasts? If you answered ‘yes’, think again. They may poison you with their deadly silicon. If you think I’m joking, ask the animal who got poisoned.
The action took place in Israel. The workplace where it happened was a photoshoot. The woman was a model. The animal, on the other hand, was a poor snake who got harassed by this sex-crazed model and its obscenely big breasts.
You probably think I’m making this up as we go. To dispel this notion, here is an excerpt from The Daily Mail:
The B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv… In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake’s face. As she maneurvered the animal into position for the ‘kiss’ Ms Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily. It aimed straight for Fox’s prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast.
See? The animal – a poor snake – was simply defending its virginity. That’s of course just one way to look at it.
The other way to look at it is by remembering all the nasty things snakes have done to humans. Then, according to that logic, the humankind has finally punished the snake race for all the biting they have done during the years. And all that it took was just one big silicon breast.
Regardless of attitude you take to this story, one thing is clear. Big-breasted model ended up better than the snake. The snake died. Model, on other other hand, “was rushed to a nearby hospital and given a tetanus shot”. One lives. The other dies.
Now you have a reason not to marry a woman with big silicon breasts. If you marry her, you woudn’t be able to bite her breasts, or you would die like a snake.
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