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Short Pirate Jokes
1. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg.
2. What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky.
3. Why couldn't th[...]
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Short Grammar Jokes
1. A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
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1 Helium In A Bar
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.
2 Two Talking Atoms
Two atoms are walking along. One of t[...]
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1 Calculus Student
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute calculus student?"
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2 What do you call a fierce beast? A Line
3 What do you call a small dog? An acute one.
4 What should you do when it rains? Coincide.
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1 Calculator Joke
What did the calculator say to the math student? You can count on me.
2 Little Johnny And His Math Homework
Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said t[...]
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1 An Electrical Engineer And Talking Frog
An electrical engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bends over,[...]
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1 Searching For An Accountant
A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.
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1 The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
2 You own a homemade fur coat.
3 You have a rag for a gas cap.
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1 Two Redneck Farmers
Two redneck farmers are leaning over a farm gate when gorgeous girl pulls up in her Mercedes. She gets out and says "I want you two to make mad passionate love to me in the barn. Bu[...]
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3 What did the egg say to the[...]
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3 “Donald has attacked every person of color –[...]
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2 What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop corn?
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1 God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.' George Burns
2 How do I know that Satan runs the DMV? B[...]
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1 Bowling Balls
An old man boards a bus with bowling balls in each of his front pockets. He sits down next to a beautiful lady, and she can't help but glance at the man and his bulging pockets. It's an unea[...]
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Rodney Dangerfield Caddyshack Quotes
The quotes below are the ones Rodney Dangerfield said while playing the character [...]
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1 Where did Montezuma go to college? Az Tech.
2 Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/6th.
3 What do Nazis eat for [...]
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1 The Duck Who Bought Lipstick
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."[...]
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1 Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz
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3 Romance is [...]
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1 It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. The Hangover (2009)
2 ...Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong [...]
Check out some short funny quotes and hilarious sayings on life. All of 'em are awesome.
1 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. Billy Sunday
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1 Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas? A: A humbug.
2 Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet.
3 Q: Which elf was the best singer? A: ELFis Presley.
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Last week, a Christ-like preacher came to our college campus. He was very humble with his views, so much so that he called one student's shorts 'unclean and unholy', then proceeded to[...]
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Check out 33 Really Funny Riddles And Answers. We did our best to bring you the best riddles in the world.
1. What goes up but never goes down?
2. So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe" he said. “Here is your punishment, [...]
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1. Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
2. What do people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksg[...]
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1 This Is How Mormons Are Different From Jews And Catholics
Jews don't recognize Jesus. Catholics don't recognize divorce. What do[...]
This is a funny article submitted to us by Alex Miller
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“Hello, welcome, how can I…"
“What kind do you have?"
“What kind of what? Breadsticks, pizza, or…"
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This is a funny April Fools' pranks story submitted to us by Roger Gordon
He was crazy about her. He’d never met her but he was her number one fan.
My buddy Brad was infatuated with Jennifer Grey, and had been ever since the release of Dirty Dancing on August 21, 1987. Grey co-starred wit[...]
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1 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
2 Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
This is a funny cat article submitted to us by Diane Strickland
My favorite type of pet is a cat. I like cats because they are the sarcastic, furry, four-legged mirror of myself. I think of living with a cat as constantly living with a teenage girl. So, if you have a cat, you need to take [...]
This is a funny short story submitted to us by C. Allen Benson.
I’m not a church goer, anti-religious, an atheist or anything close to it. I just don’t go to church on Sunday’s. I don’t go to church because I’m lazy.
I’d rather spend Sunday mornings sleeping late, reading the Sunday paper,[...]
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1. Q: Who tries to be a Jedi? A: Obi-Wannabe
2. Q: What do Gungans put things in? A: Jar Jars.
3. Q: What do Whipids say when they kiss? A: Ouch.
4. Q: What is a jedi's favorite toy? A: A yo-yoda
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Laugh at 11 funniest Irish jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best Irish humor and short jokes.
1. Irish Sees The Grave Of A Dead Politician
Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."
Laugh at 72 really funny Helen Keller Jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand? So she can moan with her right hand.
Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI
What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Black
Why cant Helen Keller[...]
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Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat wi[...]
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1. God In The Ocean
There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat [...]
These funny relationship quotes will make you laugh. We did our best to bring you only the best.
We can improve our relationships with others if we become encouragers instead of critics. Joyce Meyer
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge. Ronny Shakes
What would men be without [...]
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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
We searched all over the Web for these funny happy birthday wishes. You will enjoy them. So will the people whom you wish them.
Happy birthday to someone who’s[...]
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Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again. Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson
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1. Trucker, Lawyer, and A Priest
Trucker would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and[...]
These funny acronyms and abbreviations will sure make you laugh. We did our best to bring you only the best ones.
C.S.I. = Cannot Stop Investigating
F.I.N.A.L.S.= Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit
A.D.I.D.A.S. = All Day I Dream About Soccer
ADIDAS = All Dames In Denmark Are Sexy
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1. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
2. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
3. My New Year’s resolution is to be more optim[...]
These funny Christmas quotes will make you laugh. We did our best to bring you only the best ones. They are the best Christmas humor you will find on the Net or anywhere else.
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When did Brienne realise Jaime was hitting on her? When he asked: “Are you sure we’re not related?"
What did the dragon hav[...]
These Christmas one liners will make you laugh. They are the most hilarious you will find.
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Where do sheep get their hair cut? At the baa baa shop.
Mum, can I please have a cat for[...]
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Short Santa Jokes
These short Santa jokes are some of the best posted on The Net. You will laugh.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly? A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why does not Santa[...]
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Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle.
Q: How do[...]
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Odd Christmas Visit
From an article on the Woolacombe Bay Hotel in Devon, England: "Their three-night Christmas break includes a packed program of family entertainment, a crèche, excellent cu[...]
These funny Beatles quotes and jokes will make you laugh. They include all the best John Lennon and Paul McCartney jokes, not to mention funniest quotes from The Beatles interviews.
Funny Beatles Quotes
These funny Beatles quotes have been carefully selected from the interviews they had du[...]
Laugh at really funny Scottish jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best ones.
1. Scottish Father-In-Law
Callum decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" because every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear.
2. Sentimental Value Scottish Style
A Scottish newsp[...]
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let[...]
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Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
I was put in remedial e[...]
These Bill Cosby jokes will make you laugh. They are the best and funniest you will find.
1. Bill Cosby About His Father
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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.
Where does a penguin keep his money? — in a snow bank.
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WHAT HAS NO LEGS BUT C[...]
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1. What if Darth Vader became a musician?
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3. Even Dart[...]
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Kevin Hart About Government
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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1. Visit To The Dentist
The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry[...]
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Thanksgiving Day Jokes
Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card [...]
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People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.
When William joined the army he disliked t[...]
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1) Don't ask your roommate when he will wash his dirty dishes. Wash them for him. Then tell him he owes you.
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Dirt Devil: vacuum cleaner that cleans like a devil: it does not clean shit, so you cannot help using devil's name.
That's how you can use 'Dirt Devil' in a sentence:
#1: If my girlfriend had sex the same way Dirt Devil cleans, I would not have to worry about her getting pregnant.
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Worst Walmart Greeter Ever
A 61 year old employee, Roger Stephens, allegedly slapped a 2 year old todd[...]
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1. This Is What Brokeback Mountain Characters Think Of Twilight
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3. This Is Why Edward Cullen Su[...]
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3 guys walk into a bakery: an investment banker, a government employee, and a social [...]
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1. Military Hospital
An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks:
"What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
1. Barack Obama is a white supremacist who has undergone a skin color operation to discredit African American population.
2. You don't call Obama 'stupid'. He is too stupid to be called stupid.
3. Obamacare is Obama's successful attempt to care. Can you imagine what happens when he fails?
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1. People always say that hard work never killed anybody. Oh yeah? When's the last time ya ever heard of anyone who "rested to death".
2. Two factory workers are talking. The wo[...]
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These are the best Robin Williams jokes you will ever find. If you think you found any as funny, submit them at the bottom of this page.
1. The Second Amendment: It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
2. We had gay burglars the[...]
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1. Teacher: 'How can we keep the school clean?' Student: 'By staying at home.'
2. Teacher: 'Why are you talking during my lesson?' Student: 'Why are you teaching during my conversation?'
3. Q: Wha[...]
Check out 20 Chris Rock Jokes we have found for you. We did our best to bring you only the funniest. Some of them will not only make you laugh, but will also make you think.
1. A black C student can’t do shit with his life. A black C student can’t be a manager at Burger King. Meanwhile, a wh[...]
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Check out 22 Simpsons Jokes we have found for you. The are the best humor Simpsons have given the World.
1. Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
2. Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is importa[...]
This has actually happened. But the guy "respresenting" Quiznos' turned out to be a prankster. He did a pretty good job with his prank though, especially if we are laughing and writing about it. Here is where you can find the original Facebook post, in case you want to know the response of real Quiz[...]
Laugh at 30 really funny calculus jokes. We did our best to bring you only the best jokes about calculus. 1 Calculus Student “What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute calculus student?” “She...