99+ Really Good & Funny Tinder Conversation Starters You Need To Know

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Check out really good and funny Tinder conversation starters. We did our best to bring you only the best. As a bonus, we give you lots of interesting questions to start a conversation. So if you are not interested in dating, you can still benefit from this page because it has some pretty unusual questions you can ask any person. So continue reading and get better at striking up conversations. Any person can get better at talking to people, and so can you.

Tinder Conversation Starters

    1. Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
    2. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
    3. You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
    4. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
    5. Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
    6. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest
    7. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
    8. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
    9. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
    10. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
    11. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
    12. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

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  1. When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
  2. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
  3. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
  4. Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
  5. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
  6. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  7. You’re like my little toe, because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
  8. Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.

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Really Good Conversation Starters

  1. Is cereal soup?
  2. Is a hotdog a sandwich?
  3. Toilet paper, over or under?
  4. What’s the best type of cheese?
  5. What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?
  6. What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
  7. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
  8. What kind of cult would you like to start?
  9. What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
  10. In 40 years what will people be nostalgic fory
  11. What’s invisible but you wish people could see?
  12. What secret conspiracy would you like to start?
  13. What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
  14. What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
  15. How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
  16. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
  17. What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
  18. What’s the best inside joke you’ve been a part of?
  19. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
  20. In one sentence, how would you sum up the Internet?

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Good Conversation Starters In The Form Of Questions
 

  1. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?
  2. Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?
  3. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
  4. What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
  5. What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
  6. What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
  7. Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?
  8. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
  9. What would be the worst “buy one get one free" sale of all time?
  10. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

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Funny Conversation Starters You Can Use Anywhere You Go

These are some of the most funny conversation starters. You can use them both online and in real life not only to start a conversation with a stranger but also to spice up a conversation with your friend. Any way you use these questions, we are sure you will have an awesome and engaging conversation.

  1. If life were a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?
  2. What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
  3. What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?
  4. What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?
  5. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
  6. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
  7. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
  8. What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
  9. If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
  10. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
  11. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

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  1. Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
  2. What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
  3. What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?
  4. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
  5. What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?
  6. What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Even More Awesome Tinder Conversation Starters In The Form Of Interesting Questions

  1. What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going" or “what do you do"?
  2. If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?
  3. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
  4. First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
  5. What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed about you didn’t realize earlier?
  6. You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

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  1. If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
  2. What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?
  3. What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)
  4. What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?
  5. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
  6. What would some fairy tales be like if they took place in the present and included modern technology and culture?
  7. If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
  8. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

Random Questions To Start A Conversation

These are some of the questions to start a conversation, regardless of whether you are on a date or just want to talk to someone interesting. You can use them either on the Internet or in real world. Either way, these questions will sure start a good conversation.

  1. Are you a very organized person?
  2. What’s your favorite season? Why?
  3. What’s your favorite number? Why?
  4. What would be your perfect weekend?
  5. What three words best describe you?
  6. What do you do to get rid of stress?
  7. How often do you stay up past 3 a.m.?
  8. What’s the most useful thing you own?
  9. What was the last funny video you saw?
  10. What did you do on your last vacation?

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  1. What’s your favorite way to waste time?
  2. What is something you are obsessed with?
  3. What is a controversial opinion you have?
  4. Who in your life brings you the most joy?
  5. Do you have any pets? What are their names?
  6. What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
  7. What do you think of tattoos? Do you have any?
  8. Who was your best friend in elementary school?
  9. What were you really into when you were a kid?
  10. Where did you go last weekend? What did you do?

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  1. Where do you spend most of your free time?
  2. What is the most beautiful place you have been to?
  3. What is the most annoying habit someone can have?
  4. What was the last time you worked incredibly hard?
  5. If you had intro music, what song would it be? Why?

More Awesome Questions To Start A Conversation

  1. What do you do when you hang out with your friends?
  2. Who is your oldest friend? Where did you meet them?
  3. What is something that is popular now that annoys you?
  4. What’s the best / worst thing about your work / school?
  5. Who had the biggest impact on the person you have become?
  6. What animal or insect do you wish humans could eradicate?
  7. Which is more important, a great car or a great house? Why?
  8. If you opened a business, what kind of business would it be?
  9. Have you ever saved an animal’s life? How about a person’s life?
  10. Who is your favorite entertainer (comedian, musician, actor, etc.)?
  11. If you could have any animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?
  12. Are you very active of do you prefer to just relax in your free time?
  13. Have you ever spoke in front of a large group of people? How did it go?

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  1. What do you bring with you everywhere you go?
  2. Which recent news story is the most interesting?
  3. Where is the most beautiful place near where you live?
  4. If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?
  5. Where is the worst place you have been stuck for a long time?
  6. Where and when was the most amazing sunset you have ever seen?
  7. How much time do you spend on the internet? What do you usually do?

More Conversation Starters In The Form Of Questions

  1. What are you best at?
  2. What makes you nervous?
  3. How often do you curse?
  4. What is your guilty pleasure?
  5. Has anyone ever saved your life?
  6. What is the silliest fear you have?
  7. What smell brings back great memories?
  8. Where is the best place to take a date?
  9. What is the best room in your house? Why?
  10. Which recent news story is the most interesting?
  11. What trends did you follow when you were younger?
  12. What are some things you want to accomplish before you die?
  13. If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?
  14. Was there ever an event in your life that defied explanation?
  15. Where and when was the most amazing sunset you have ever seen?
  16. What do you do to improve your mood when you are in a bad mood?
  17. How often do you help others? Who do you help? How do you help?
  18. Who, besides your parents, had the biggest impact on your life?
  19. What word or saying from the past do you think should come back?
  20. What benefit do you bring to the group when you hang out with friends?
  21. What is something that really annoys you but doesn’t bother most people?
  22. Who is someone who is popular now that you really like? Why do you like them so much?
  23. If you could learn the answer to one question about your future, what would the question be?
  24. How should success be measured? By that measurement, who is the most successful person you know?
  25. What was the best time period of your life? What do you think will be the best time period of your entire life?

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