An old man boards a bus with bowling balls in each of his front pockets. He sits down next to a beautiful lady, and she can’t help but glance at the man and his bulging pockets. It’s an uneasy few minutes before, finally, the old man can take no more of her attention. “Bowling balls,” he nods reassuringly. The blonde seems a little shocked and stares on. Moments later, she says: “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”
2 Taking Crap In Bowling Balls
I read a magazine article in the doctor‘s office today that said, “The finger holes in bowling balls have been found to contain substantial amounts of fecal contamination.” Can you imagine someone taking a crap in those tiny little holes? Sperm I could understand, but crap?
3 Johnny Shows His Teacher The Joys Of Bowling
Johnny’s teacher tells her class, “Class, I’m going to ask you a question at 2:55 pm every Friday and whoever answers it correctly will be excused from school on Monday and can enjoy a three-day weekend.” The students got really excited about this and were anxiously awaiting for Friday afternoon to arrive.
On Friday, at precisely 2:55 pm, the teacher addressed the class. ” Students, this week’s question is ‘Who can tell me Pythagorean Theorem ?” After a long pause she said, “Well, I guess I’ll see you all tomorrow.” The teacher was teasing the children.
She always planned to ask question that no fifth grader could ever answer. Johnny understood that. So the following Friday, Johnny brought to school both of his parent’s bowling balls. At 2:54, he rolled them down the aisle, and they crashed into the teacher’s desk. The teacher jumped up, came around the front of the desk, and yelled, “All right, who’s the comedian with the big balls?!” Johnny answered: “Eddie Murphy! See you Tuesday!
Funny Bowling One Liners
4 If our small town didn’t have bowling, there’d be no culture at all.
5 What’s the greatest problem facing Poland? The four-ten split.
6 Why do the blondes prefer to have sex instead of bowling? The balls are lighter, and you don’t have to change shoes.
7 What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common? They both want a Turkey.
8 What’s the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
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9 Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys? After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
10 Why should a bowling alley be quiet? So you can hear a pin drop.
11 What’s the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
12 What’s the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law.
13 If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
14 Never rent bowling shoes if you wear size 15.
15 Bowling Jokes About The Man Who Was Half An Hour Late
A couple of weeks ago, I practiced bowling with a new member. We had fun during the practice, so I asked him if he wanted to practice again next week. He said: “Sure, but I might be half an hour late.”
The following week he shows up right on time. But this time he plays left-handed. I asked him if he wanted to practice again next week. He replied: “Sure, but I might be half an hour late.” I then asked him: “How come some times you play right-handed and other times, left-handed.” He said: “When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left side, I play left- handed. If she is on her right side, then I play right-handed.” I asked: “So what if she is laying flat on her back?” “That’s when I’ll be half and hour late.”
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