40 Best Don Draper Quotes From Mad Men You Need To Know

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1 I blow up bridges. Season one, Babylon

2 Mourning is just extended self-pity. Season one, Babylon

3 I’ll probably fall asleep on you. Season four, Chinese Wall

4 I eat a lot of apples. Season three, For Those Who Think Young

5 Is this a substance much like bullshit? Season four, The Suitcase

6 I’m late, but you’re not. Good work so far. Season four, The Suitcase

7 That is a roach. Let’s go someplace darker. Season four, The Suitcase

8 I can’t decide … if you have everything … or nothing.Season one, Ladies Room

9 Why is this empty? Season four, The Rejected (about his empty bottle of booze)

10 Change is neither good or bad, it simply is. Season three, Love Among the Ruins

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11 I would have my secretary do it, but she’s dead. Season four, The Beautiful Girls

12 Maybe I’m not as comfortable being powerless as you are. Season one, New Amsterdam

13 You want some respect? Go out and get it for yourself. Season four, The Summer Man

14 You don’t cover for me. You manage people’s expectations .Season two, The Benefactor

15 This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened. Season two, New Girl

16 Is that what you want, or is that what people expect of you? Season four, The Good News

17 People were buying cigarettes before Freud was born. Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

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18 I’m glad that this is an environment where you feel free to fail. Season four, The Suitcase

19 It wasn’t a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. Season one, Marriage of Figaro

20 People want to be told what to do so badly that they’ll listen to anyone. Season one, Babylon

21 Why does everybody need to talk about everything? Season four, The Chrysanthemum and the Sword

22 I don’t hate Christmas, I just hate this Christmas. Season four, Christmas Comes But Once a Year

23 If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation. Season three, Love Among the Ruins

24 You’re born alone and you die alone and this world just drops a bunch of rules on top of you to make you forget those facts. But I never forget. I’m living like there’s no tomorrow, because there isn’t one. Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

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25 Every day I tried not to think about what would happen if this happened. Season four, Chinese Wall

26 Let’s take it a little slower. I don’t want to wake up pregnant. Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

27 I keep going to a lot of places and ending up somewhere I’ve already been. Season three, Out of Town

28 What you call love was invented by guys like me … to sell nylons. Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

29 There will be fat years, and there will be lean years, but it is going to rain. Season three, Out of Town

30 Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich. Season one, New Amsterdam

31 People tell you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be who we want them to be. Season four, The Summer Man

32 I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent. Season one, The Hobo Code

33 We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what he had. Season four, The Summer Man

34 You’ll realize in your private life that at a certain point seduction is over and force is actually being requested .Season one, The Hobo Code

35 When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him. He has a million reasons for being anywhere. Just ask him. Season four, The Summer Man

36 We’re gonna sit at our desks typing while the walls fall down around us. Because we’re the least important, most important thing there is. Season four, Blowing Smoke

37 You are the product. You feeling something. That’s what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can’t do what we do, and they hate us for it. Season two, For Those Who Think Young

38 It’s your life. You don’t know how long it’s gonna last, but you know it doesn’t end well. You’ve gotta move forward … as soon as you can figure out what that means. Season two, Six Month Leave

39 Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It’s freedom from fear. It’s a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay. Season one, Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

40 … Nostalgia: it’s delicate, but potent … In Greek, ‘nostalgia’ literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone. This device isn’t a spaceship, it’s a time machine. It goes backwards, and forwards … it takes us to a place where we ache to go again. It’s not called the wheel, it’s called the carousel. It let’s us travel the way a child travels — around and around, and back home again, to a place where we know are loved .Season one, The Wheel

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