41 Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

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1 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

2 Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

3 Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”

4 Yo momma’s so fat and old that when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked your mother to move out of the way.

5 Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

6 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

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7 Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

8 Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

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9 Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

10 Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

11 Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

12 Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn’t find the “CALL” button.

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13 Yo momma’s so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

14 Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

16 Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, “I GOT THE POWER!”

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17 Yo momma’s so dumb, when y’all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so she went home.

18 Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

19 Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”

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20 Yo momma is so fat that Dora can’t even explore her!

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21 Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

22 Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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23 Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, “What are you doing?” and she said, “I’m moving.”

24 Yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.

25 Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, “What size bucket?” and yo momma said, “The one on the roof.”

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26 Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

27 Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, “Goodbye” to her.

28 Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, “TWINKIE!”

29 Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

30 Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

31 Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

32 Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, “Get the hell off me!”

33 Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, “TAXI!”

34 Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

35 Yo mama’s so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

36 Yo momma’s so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

37 Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

38 Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

39 Yo momma’s so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled “oil spill!”

40 Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

41 Yo momma’s so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

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