120 Best Funny Pick Up Lines That Will Make Her Laugh
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Check out the best funny pick up lines that work. All of them are awesome. But each one is unique. Use them responsibly because some of these cheesy pick up lines will sure melt the object of your affection or erection – whatever it is you feel when you see a girl you like.
1 Are you Google? Because I’ve just found what I’ve been searching for.
2 Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
3 You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
4 I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
15 If you were my homework I’d do you all over my desk.
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16 You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
17 Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
18 I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?
19 My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look. (Minecraft)
20 Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
21 Your name is… [HER NAME]? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
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22 Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
23 You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising… in my pants!
24 I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
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25 With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
26 I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
27 What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
28 Walk by a girl and say “Are you looking at me? And if she says no say “Damn!” A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
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29 Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
30 If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
31 Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight.
32 I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
33 Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
34 Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.
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35 Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
36 If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
37 Looks like you dropped something, my jaw!
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38 You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
39 Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
40 We’re like Little Ceasar’s, we’re Hot and Ready.
41 Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
42 People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
43 You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
44 Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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45 You’re so hot you must’ve started global warming.
46 I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
47 I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
48 I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
49 Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!
50 Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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