33 Best Christmas Riddles For Kids

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1 Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas? A: A humbug.
2 Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet.
3 Q: Which elf was the best singer? A: ELFis Presley.

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4 Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.
5 Q: Who gives presents to baby sharks? A: Santa Jaws.
6 Q: How do you scare a snowman? A: You get a hairdryer!

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7 Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: A puddle!
8 Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
9 Q: Where do mistletoe go to become famous? A: “Holly” wood!
10 Q: Name the child’s favorite Christmas king? A: A stocking.

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11 Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? A: Fleece Navidad!
12 Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A: A subordinate clause.
13 Q: Why does Santa have three gardens? A: So he can go HOE HOE HOE.
14 Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? A: Silent Night.

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15 Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up? A: It doesn’t have legs.
16 Q: What do you get when you deep fry Santa Claus? A: Crisp Kringle.
17 Q: What do you call Santa Claus when he has no money? A: Saint Nickel-less (Nicholas).

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18 Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claus-trophobic.
19 Q: What do you get when you eat Christmas decorations? A: Tinsilitis!
20 Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? A: Because of all the wrapping!
21 Q: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A: Pineapple.

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22 Q: Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas? A: In the CLAUS-et (closet).
23 Q: Why is Santa so good at karate? A: Because he has a black belt!
24 Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

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25 Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? A: Nothing, it was on the house!
26 Q: How do you know when Santa’s in the room? A: You can sense his presents.
27 Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: Santa covered with chimney soot.

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28 Q: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf? A: Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.
29 Q: What is Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal? A: Frosted Flakes.
30 Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky? A: “Looks like rain, dear.”

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31 Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? A: Because he wanted to sleep like a log!
32 Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A: A Christmas Quaker.
33 Q: What do you call Santa when he stops moving? A: Santa Pause!

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